Officials Im Straight But My Butt Is Gay Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ Made to Order
Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.
๐ธ Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout โ every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
Why Everyoneโs Grabbing This
- ๐จ Zero Compromise โ Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ the design isnโt going anywhere.
- ๐งต Quality on Another Level โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
- ๐ All-Day Comfort โ Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- ๐บ๐ธ Good Cotton, Good Vibes โ US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ lightweight, breathable.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Choose Your Style
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and youโre all set!
Shipping & Delivery
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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