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Rule #1 Don't Fall Off the Ship Merch Women Men Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ Your New Everyday Favorite
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
๐ธ Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout โ every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
Why Everyoneโs Grabbing This
- ๐จ Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh โ High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
- ๐งต Feels Like a Hug โ Gildanยฎ fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
- ๐ Your New Daily Driver โ Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
- ๐บ๐ธ Wear It With Pride โ Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.
Fabric Specs
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ6 oz, 100% US cotton โ light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) โ pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Size & Color Options
Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:


- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery & Handling
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโt available, but reach out if you need any help โ weโve got you.
๐ More to love at SubwayVibe.com. Designed for you, printed with pride.