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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" - Funny Monty Python quote by Galp
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" - Funny Monty Python quote by Galp
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Statement Apparel โ Premium Quality, Printed on Demand
Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.
๐ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโll craft it to order.
Why Youโll Love It
- ๐จ Built to Last โ DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ All-Day Comfort โ Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- ๐บ๐ธ Wear It With Pride โ Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Find your size and pick your color โ itโs that easy:


- Review the color & size charts.
- Select your preferred options.
- Place your order โ easy as 1-2-3.
Shipping & Delivery
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโt possible for made-to-order items, but weโre here if you need anything.
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